Dansby Swanson takes warmup throw to groin, Braves fans feel (more) pain

The 2016 Braves, ladies and gentlemen.

Magic number watch: Where MLB pennant races stand on Sept. 12

Here is how the magic numbers for Major League Baseball's division titles look on the morning of Monday, Sept. 12.

Yasiel Puig, Dodgers rookies dress as cheerleaders as bizarre ritual continues

The move, in addition to providing the annual attempt at rookie humiliation, also apparently served to wish the Rams luck as their first season back in Los Angeles officially gets underway.

Why Tim Tebow definitely makes sense for the Braves or Rockies

Keen-eyed observers are sure to recognize that there are very compelling reasons for each team to sign the former Heisman Trophy winner and put him on the fast track to the big leagues.

Twins' Logan Schafer hustles on a pop-up, is rewarded with embarrassing face-plant

That's gonna cost him in kangaroo court.

No, Jose Reyes didn't hit the cover off a ball (UPDATE: Yes, he did)

Part of the cover did come off, but probably not because because of Reyes' mighty swing. (UPDATE: It was.)

WATCH: Miss Texas throws out terrible first pitch, but it's still better than 50 Cent

Bad celebrity first pitches sure do make us laugh for some reason.

Why we should all want to be more like Tim Tebow

Give Tim Tebow credit: He's not afraid to chase big things.

Tim Tebow's baseball career could get start in Venezuela, report says

The former NFL quarterback could have his baseball dreams come true after all.

Tony Stewart bashed Colin Kaepernick on Twitter. It did not go well.

It might be a while before Tony Stewart logs on to Twitter again.

Colin Kaepernick reminds us of our ridiculous desire to punish dissent

When it comes to controversial subjects, in sports or otherwise, why are we increasingly unwilling to let dissent exist?

Mike Trout makes a young fan's day, tears are shed, and baseball is great

Don't ever let anyone say there's no crying in baseball. Baseball will, indeed, make you cry — and sometimes it's tears of joy.

WATCH: Bryce Harper ejected after tantrum over strikeout

Why punish your helmet, Bryce? It didn't do anything.

WATCH: Evan Gattis has nasty habit of crushing really high pitches into stratosphere

No pitch is too high for Evan Gattis to smash.

The last shall be first: The epic battle for the International League South title

It's not been pretty, folks.

Bryce Harper drops F-bomb on umpire after ejection, Nats' walkoff win

Bryce Harper wants to make baseball fun again, but another F-word emanated from his mouth after the Nationals' walkoff win Monday against the Tigers.

Bryant endures tough final visit to Utah

Man runs onto field, throws beer in Rays' dugout in protest of Cuba trip

A baseball fan faces charges including trespassing and assault after police say he ran onto the field Saturday and threw beer into the Rays' dugout in protest of the team's recent trip to Cuba.

Football fans flee Paris mayhem, explosion heard inside stadium

Frightened fans huddled inside a locked-down Stade de on France Friday night as chaos erupted throughout Paris. Explosions rocked the city in an apparent terrorist attack.