WWE TLC 2017 results: Kurt Angle and the Shield win bizarre main event

Connor Casey

WWE TLC 2017 results: Kurt Angle and the Shield win bizarre main event image

Sporting News has all the "TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs" results you need, right here.

In what will go down as one of the strangest matches to ever main-event a pay-per-view, Kurt Angle, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose won the 5 vs. 3 Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. 

The match started out looking like a train wreck with people throwing weapons every which way, including a stereo ladder spot through tables by Ambrose and Rollins. But then it turned into a fever dream as Kane and Braun Strowman continued to turn on each other, eventually resulting in Braun being taken out by a garbage truck (yes, really). Then on top of that Angle was carried out after being powerslamed through a table, only to come back and deliver a flurry of Angle Slams. The match concluded with everybody hitting their finishers on Miz, then followed up with a triple powerbomb. 

Elsewhere on the card, Finn Balor and AJ Styles put on a wrestling clinic, Enzo Amore won back the Cruiserweight Championship and Asuka dominated in her debut. 

Check out the live blog below! 

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WWE TLC results

Kurt Angle, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins def. The Miz, Braun Strowman, Cesaro, Sheamus and Kane (Tables, Ladders and Chairs match)

11:02 P.M.: That was one of the strangest matches I've ever seen.

11:01 P.M.: FINISH: Seth hits the knee on Miz, Dean hits Dirty Deeds, Angle hits Angle Slam. Then the three hit the triple powerbomb, Kurt gets the pin

11:00 P.M.: Angle locks in the Ankle Lock, Miz rolls through 

11:00 P.M.: Miz hits Kurt with the Skull Crushing Finale. Only 2!!!

10:59 P.M.: Dean and Seth drive Kane through the barricade

10:58 P.M.: Kurt's music hits! Angle slams to Sheamus and Cesaro! 

 

 

10:57 P.M.: Cesaro and Sheamus try to pin Rollins, Dean makes the save.

10:57 P.M.: "Please, someone end it!" - Corey speaks for all of us.

10:55 P.M.: And now Braun is attacking everyone. They don't like that, so they throw him in the garbage truck.

10:54 P.M.: Uh-oh, Braun's awake.

10:53 P.M.: And now he chokeslams Dean and Seth through tables! 

10:50 P.M.: Kane pulls a string of chairs hanging from the ceiling!  

10:49 P.M.: Kane going after Braun. Chokeslam through the stage! 

10:48 P.M.: 

 

 

10:46 P.M.: Miz calls out a garbage truck! 

10:45 P.M.: Dean gets crucifix-bombed through a table. It doesn't break, so he gets thrown through it again. 

10:43 P.M.: Kane just smacked Braun with a chair. Braun is not a happy camper 

10:41 P.M.: Dean and Seth are taking an absolute beating

10:38 P.M.: Braun powerslams Kurt through a table. He's done for the night.

10:36 P.M: Kurt still has some of the best suplexes in the business 

 

 

10:34 P.M.: Ow! Those chair shots really hurt agains my bulletproof vest! 

10:33 P.M.: Stereo ladder jumps through tables And Seth is grabbing his knee. Uh-oh.

 

 

10:31 P.M.: This match is just a car wreck. And I love it!

10:27 P.M.: Braun and Kane getting hit with all the chairs! 

10:24 P.M.: Oh my god he's wearing the vest. Match of the year! 

 

 

 

10:22 P.M.: Hey look its Knox County mayoral candidate Glenn Jacobs! 

10:20 P.M.: One paper, this will go down as one of the strangest main events ever

10:17 P.M.: Main event time!

10:16 P.M.: Raw Talk will have AJ and Alexa. Should be fun.

Jason Jordan def. Elias via roll-up

10:14 P.M.: FINISH: Jordan def. Elias via roll-up

10:12 P.M.: And it looks like some of Finn and AJ's old friends were watching

 

 

10:10 P.M.: Poor Good Brothers... 

 

 

10:08 P.M.: I don't care about this match and neither do you. I'm far too busy watching Twitter explode over that last match

10:03 P.M.: So this is happening 

10:03 P.M.: Again with Elias.

Finn Balor vs. A.J. Styles

10:01 P.M.: That was just... Too... Sweet!

 

 

9:58 P.M.: FINISH: Styles tries the 450, Balor dodges. Hits slingblade, shotgun dropkick and hits Coupe de Grace for the win

 

 

9:57 P.M.: Styles with a springboard huricanrana! Only two! 

 

 

9:57 P.M.: Finn climbs to the top rope. AJ hits Pele! 

 

 

9:56 P.M.: Finn pulls out the 1916! Only two! 

9:55 P.M.: The two trading punches, Finn hit the Pele!

9:54 P.M.: Double cross body! Double clothesline! 

9:53 P.M: Finn with a punt kick, followed by the shotgun dropkick into the barrier

9:52 P.M.: Styles tries the forearm, Finn says no.

 

 

9:51 P.M.: Styles rolls in a calf crusher. Finn slams his hid into the mat to break the hold! 

9:49 P.M.: Balor with the slingblade. Styles with ushigoroshi. Styles counters into a sit-out facebuster. Only two

9:46 P.M.: Slingshot forearm by Styles! Only two! 

 

 

9:43 P.M.: The Surfboard is up there as one of the most painful-looking holds 

9:41 P.M.: Too Sweet chants 

9:38 P.M.: You just know Finn was fighting backstage to make sure he still got to do the paint tonight

 

 

9:37 P.M.:

9:33 P.M.: This show needs to kick it up a notch. 

This might do it.

 

 

Enzo Amore def. Kalisto (c) to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship (pinfall)

9:31 P.M.: Kalisto just got Akira Tozawa'd 

9:30 P.M.: FINISH: Enzo distracts the ref by grabbing the apron, pokes Kalisto in the eye, then hits JawDonZo for the pin

9:29 P.M.: DDG! Only two! 

9:27 P.M:

 

 

9:24 P.M.: Crowd keeps chanting for table. Gee, can't imagine why

9:20 P.M.: 

 

 

9:17 P.M.: My lord Enzo's voice sounds awful

9:10 P.M.: Again with Jason Jordan throwing veggies. 

9:08 P.M.: They gave Kurt a vest. That's adorable! 

 

 

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Alexa Bliss (c) def. Mickie James for the WWE Raw Women's Championship via pinfall (DDT)

9:05 P.M.: Okay good, no retirement angle for Mickie. Worried there for a second.

9:03 P.M.: FINISH: Bliss hits Mickie with the DDT for the pin

 

 

9:01 P.M.: This match is okay, but I'm just waiting to Asuka to come out and D-E-S-T-R-O-Y both of them

8:58 P.M.: That was a fun sequence 

 

 

8:55 P.M.: Can we also not feed into the Internet's obsession with Bliss' backside? It's creepy.

 

 

8:49 P.M.: Mickie James is 38. Quit treating her like she's ancient. 

8:45 P.M.: Mickie won't win this, but I'm just glad they're doing something  with her. Poor gal has been basically unused since she rejoined the company in January. 

Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann def. Brian Kendrick and Jack Gallagher (Alexander pins Kendrick)

8:42 P.M.: FINISH: Cedric Alexander hits Brian Kendrick with the Gut Check, gets the pin. 

8:41 P.M.: Remember when Kendrick was the most compelling character in the CWC? Why did we lose that?

8:40 P.M.: Struggling to care about this match. Seems like the crowd is too.

8:35 P.M.: 

 

 

8:32 P.M.: Nigel Mcguinness is at commentary. Everybody else shut up! 

8:27 P.M.: It's raining produce! I'm so confused.

 

 

8:24 P.M.: Who wants to walk with Elias? Not me. I never trust a man wearing two scarves! 

8:23 P.M.: They're really cranking up the Miz vs. Angle. Wonder if that's coming down the road.

8:22 P.M.: Stop trying to make Cesaro talk with that mouthpeice! Let the poor man heal!

Asuka def. Emma via submission (Asuka Lock)

8:21 P.M.: Pretty good match, Asuka looked great

8:17 P.M.: FINISH: Asuka locks in the Asuka Lock, forces Emma to tap. Nobody is ready for Asuka! 

8:17 P.M.: My god that Ankle Lock! 

 

 

8:12 P.M.: Emma getting in more offense than I expected.

 

 

8:06 P.M.: Asuka's gonna hurt somebody!!!

8:05 P.M.: Donned on me while making predictions, there are no ladder, table or chair matches tonight, just the TLC main event. That's kind of a bummer.

WWE TLC kickoff show

8:00 P.M.: It's about that time...

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7:58 P.M.: I love how Dean and Renee never acknowledge their marriage in interviews on TV.

7:56: Besides Ric Flair, is Kurt the only WWE Hall of Famer to be in a WWE PPV match post-HOF induction? I can't think of anybody else.

7:50 P.M.: Poor Foxy. On the upside, I'm 1-0 on predictions! 

7:48 P.M.: For those wondering, THIS is the Missing Link

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7:41 P.M.: Completely forgot Fox was Divas champion waaaaay back in 2010. Her only title since starting in the company back in '08

7:40 P.M.: Time for the preshow match.

7:36 P.M.: Here's a vid of good ol' Triple H dancing with New Day

 

 

7:22 P.M.: Gulak is great

7:17 P.M.: Asuka/Emma will go something like this...

 

7:07 P.M.: Okay, so the graphic has Balor still in his demon paint. That could big a big tip as to who wins #ProtectThePaint 

7:05 P.M.: Congrats to Miz and Maryse on the announcement! 

7:00 P.M.: Welcome to the live blog guys! 

Let's knock out predictions real quick:

- Foxy loses, but at least she finally has some merch to sell

- Asuka destroys Emma quickly

- Alexa retains, we're headed for Alexa vs. Asuka soon

- Enzo wins the title back and there will be boos aplenty

- The faces win in the cruiserweight tag match. This will be the bathroom break match

- Finn wins, and it's match of the night

- Angle and the Shield win. I really hope Kurt doesn't get too crazy in his first match back.

WWE TLC matches, card

Kurt Angle, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins def. The Miz, Braun Strowman, Cesaro, Sheamus and Kane (Tables, Ladders and Chairs match)

Jason Jordan def. Elias

Finn Balor def. AJ Styles

Enzo Amore def. Kalisto (c) to win the WWE Cruiserweight Championship (pinfall)

Alexa Bliss (c) def. Mickie James for the WWE Raw Women's Championship 

Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann def. Brian Kendrick and Jack Gallagher

Asuka def. Emma via submission

Sasha Banks def. Alicia Fox (Preshow)

 

 

Connor Casey